So today I had my very first ever acupuncture session, and oh, it was GLORIOUS.
I went in with a migraine, spent 20 minutes with the needles, and left with a neck so smooth and devoid of knots that I probably have not experienced since the womb.
As I left, the medical assistant gave me a chart that had suggested food to increase, and suggested foods to decrease. I read over it quickly as I was getting ready to leave, to make sure I didn’t have any questions.
The foods to increase looked good, with lots of fruit-LOVE my fruit.
Then I read the list of foods to decrease: chicken-ok, I can do that; corn-I’ll miss it, but it won’t be the end of the world; goat…
…
GOAT.
G-O-A-T.
“Uh, yeah,” I said to the medical assistant. “I DON’T think that one’ll be a problem.”
YAY for glorious! So glad you found relief. But no more goat? Sigh. Ah well, sacrifices must be made. Just not goat ones.