(See: Worrying, Perfecting The Art Of)
But apparently, I was wrong, as I learned to my dismay last night.
I was watching The Discovery Channel explain to me the gentle art of making ketchup, a process in which, up until that moment, I had had total faith and confidence, assuming-incorrectly, as it turns out-that it required not an ounce of my attention or concern in order to take place.
But I soon discovered just how wrong I was when I heard the narrator announce in a chilling tone that, “The velocity of ketchup is a huge worry.”
I cannot believe I let this one slip me by. But fear not! Because now I am ON THE JOB!
But…but…I thought it was supposed to be “slow good”! Or is the problem the **low** velocity of ketchup, perhaps?
Sheesh. Just when you think you’ve got it all covered. Glad we’ve got you to stay on top of the ball, Jenny. I know I’ll sleep better tonight because of that.
Unless I turn on the Discovery Channel.
This is extremely upsetting to me. Because if the velocity of ketchup is such a huge worry, I can’t even imagine how vexing ketchup’s acceleration is!
I know-it’s always something, isn’t it?