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Thursday Thirteen #2: 13 Things Overheard At My House Last Weekend

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Thirteen Things about Jenny Ryan

Some have to do with playing video games; others, not so much.

1. What is that? Is that a fart cloud?

2. Jenny, do you wanna see my bra?
(upon coming into the kitchen) Oh, man! You need to tell me when you’re on the phone!

3. I didn’t want to call the store and tell them I spilled my spam all over my computer.

4. I hear snorting!

5. He wants to give you presents of fire.

6. Person #1: I’ve gotta put something on my pants.
Person #2: To make them magical?

7. Who doesn’t like to walk around their house naked?

8. Person #1: (makes a semi-obscene gesture to Person #2)
Person #2: Apparently he wanted to try and get me to honk my own boob.
Person #3: Yeah, it’s just like when you do this (makes the ‘honk your horn’ motion) to a truck driver.

9. Person #1: I think you’re killing everyone.
Person #2: (heavily sarcastic)Yes, I can make people burst into flames.

10. Oh, let’s break the men. If there are more men, let’s break them.

11. Bow before me!

12. I forgot how your ass shakes when you run.

13. Your adventure has ended.

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  3. I find myself trying to figure out which are from playing video games and which aren’t. I hear most of them in boys voices. Mine are posted.

  13. Hmm, I’m just trying to figure out which ones were said in relation to playing a video game and which ones were not. Makes for some interesting reading! 🙂

    Have a great day, thanks for stopping by my T13 earlier!

  15. That’s like when my boyfriend and I play video games. The weirdest stuff happens, and we just talk about it in conversation in our house, and I sometimes think if someone else was there to hear, they’d be like, ???!!! Once I hypnotized a chicken to attack a wizard and it was about the funniest thing ever…. And then he squashed my chicken flat and I felt kinda bad.

  19. Ok, that’s hilarious! We should hang out, that sounds like something that would happen here.

    Thanks for stopping by my birthday 13.

  20. Now that’s some interesting conversation;-) Did you jot these down or could you remember them all? Great idea for a TT….I’d have to jot them down though…..poor memory and why I never became a reporter;-) Thanks for stopping by.

  24. Honking boobs…HI-LARIOUS! Quick question: As a cat, how am I to honk my multiple nips with only four paws?

    I may need to interview candidates to help me…

    Great TT! I laughed throughout!

  28. LOL – damn you are witty! i can tell. 🙂

    I almosted posted this on my own site under “conversations heard at bed time”

    Person1: Night honey
    Person2: Night babe
    Person1: honey?
    Person2: yeah…
    Person1: don’t tell anyone I poop, k?
    Person2: OK

  30. What a weekend!

    I have a few in mind that are probably from video games. . . but there are a couple I’m not so sure about!

    Happy Thursday!

  35. hahahaha
    That’s funny! Our video game dialog usually has a lot of swearing (unless the 8 yr old is playing…then it’s “oh poopy”)
    Sounds like you live in a fun house!
    Thanks for being #1 at my tt!!

  37. Kukka, I will honk some of them for you if you need me to. It’s the least I can do.

    I can’t wait to walk up to my human pet and make the honking boobs motion now. I wonder if she’ll catch on. She’ll probably just look at me and say, “What the hell are you doing, Zeus?”

    What a terrific idea for a list! Happy Thursday!

  44. Sounds like you live in a fun house!
    When my son started K, he was the letter expert for ‘M’! So I drew some things that were supposed to be Mountains…When his teacher asked him what they were, in front of his class he got a big smile on his face and said, “BOOBS!” When his teacher told me I must have changed 10 shades of RED! Of course he got that from his Father!
    Funny list!
    Have a great Thursday!

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